all i ever wanted was the world

all i ever wanted was the world my mind is a Möbius strip:
twisted and complete

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(Source: kingout)

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korrazulas:

You deserved better from me than a sword and a world full of troubles. I’m sorry.

requested by haou

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minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

image

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

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maiqtells:

nothing more cliche than a high school au

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awkward-beautiful-wreck:

do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me

(Source: raindrops-on-all-the-roses)

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outstanding-mediocrity:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.

funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

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funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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sherlockspeare:

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