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samandriel:

ftwin-chester:

Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

postitnoting:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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harrystyles-is-my-style:

walrusberries:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

I want to scatter kittens on this table so it’s covered in little footprints

there are two types of people..

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

believed:

no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride

they’re just like “i might break you”

no you foolish mortal

i have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

jennyatsdcc:

jennyatsdcc:

i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now

it has 3500 notes

guys no stop please